Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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