People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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