Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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