Walk of Shame. In a state park.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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Less talking, more tequila
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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