So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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