Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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