that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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