I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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