An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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