butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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