Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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