So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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