She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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