I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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