Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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