no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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