Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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