Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
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I just had sex on a roof
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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