You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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