I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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