i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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