When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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