hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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