I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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