there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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