I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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