Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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