Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
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U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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