dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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