it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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