You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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