just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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