everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
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Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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