A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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