why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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