oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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