hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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