Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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