drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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