Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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