ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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