Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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