If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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