fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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