Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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