Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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