y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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