got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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