Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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