Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
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For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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