GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We talked him into tasing himself.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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