Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Blood and glitter go together right?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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