just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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