: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Text me some of your sweat
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