I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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