I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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