you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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