it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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